So – it’s Adoption Free Friday, which means I….don’t talk about adoption. Which is okay, I’m cool with that. I mean I’m not sure I really have anything to say about adoption right now – but then I look at all my half written posts and realize I just don’t have the rights words to say what I’m thinking about adoption right now. So better to just let those thoughts simmer for a bit more….

Which leads to the dilemma of what to write about on an Adoption Free Friday. I must admit that I’ve noticed quite the trend the past few AFF’s……I’m all about Long Board, Long Board, Long Board. Geez louise! Someone should shut me up already!!! You’d think I was the first person in the history of the world to date a guy, to get a boyfriend (to subsequently have to use that word often enough to remind themselves of it’s truth), and to be away from him.

<Insert banging head icon here people!!>

And I’m not “that” girl that drops everything else – especially since he’s so rarely actually around – so I MUST have other things to talk about…right????

Of course I do, but since I have a bit o’ the ol’ hangover this morning (and it’s not even an interesting story, so regaling you with that is pretty much out of the question) I think some of the “other” things I could write about will just come out whiny (a la yesterday’s bed/mattress debacle).

SO – I was tinkering around and decided to check out the Search Terms folks use to get to the blog. I haven’t always had this feature available to me, since I used to have Google and whomever blocked from accessing my site. Since I opened that up almost three months ago (Time out - Wanna throw up a little bit? I just checked that post to see how long ago I did do it, and realized I wrote that the day I met Long Board. And then I smiled like a dweeb – Time in) I hadn’t ever really paid attention to the search terms folks had used.

Scanning them quickly? I can only come to one conclusion.

Lots of folks are violent and/or fetishists.

I mean, sure, I got some “normal” stuff – my name, the title of the blog, “describe speed in football,” “omg i’m in a long distance relationship,” “debate long board” etc.

But I got a LOT of hits for “dirty jenga” or “handcuff party” or “handcuffing – urban definition.” Okay…..not THAT weird?

But here’s the thing – I have TONS AND TONS AND TONS of hits for…..face slapping. And many variations!

• face slapping
• faceslapping
• brutal face slapping
• hard face slapping
• free face slapping
• face slapping lady
• slap in the face
• slapping ninja
• face slap for men
• dirty face slapping
• i should really be face slapping

These are all for real, legit searches. About face slapping.

DAILY someone comes to this blog searching for…..information? on face slapping. Footage? I don’t know!

BUT – if you are a for real face slapper and you ended up here? There’s probably been some kind of mistake. This probably isn’t quite what you’re looking for. You’re welcome to stay and hang out, but you were warned

 

And, since this is about as random as can be, and I’ve had the song stuck in my head since last night, allow me to leave you with this ditty from Flight of the Conchords.